THE LAWS OF LIFELaw of ProbabilityThe probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the TelephoneIf you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the AlibiIf you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation LawIf you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the BathWhen the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close EncountersThe probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the ResultWhen you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of BiomechanicsThe severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the TheaterAt any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of CoffeeAs soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Law of Logical ArgumentAnything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Wilson's Law As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Doctors' Law If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
Je suis excité visiter si l'Europe. Je me sens comme j'ai attendu ma vie entière pour faire si. Et, maintenant, j'obtiens pour aller avec de de mes la plupart des gens préférés.
