Who knew?

It's been somewhat of a rough week... I will surely be enjoying some beer at tonight's game. In case you're not in the mood to drink, though, here are some other ways in which brewsky can be used:

BATHE IN IT
PUT OUT A FIRE
MARINATE MEAT
POLISH POTS
MAKE BEER BARBECUE SAUCE
SHAMPOO HAIR
LOOSEN RUSTY BOLTSPour
CLEAR UP BROWN SPOTS IN YOUR LAWN
STEAM CLAMS OR MUSSELS
PASS A KIDNEY STONE
BOIL SHRIMP
KILL SLUGS
FIND DUE NORTH
SOOTHE TIRED FEET
MAKE A BEER SLIDE
LOWER YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE
TRICK A CHEAP LANDLORD
BAKE BEER BREAD
CATCH MICE
TIE A FLY
CURE INSOMNIA
MASSAGE YOURSELF
CALM AN UPSET STOMACH
BUILD YOUR NEXT HOME
COOK RICE
STOP SNORING
BUILD A PLANE
ROAST CHICKEN
ICE A HAMSTRING
BUILD DELIGHTFUL PATIO FURNITUR
TAME A WILD HAIR
SCALE FISH

Don't believe me? Check out the Men's Health article by clicking here.

The Twilight Zone

(Detroit Free Press) LANSING -- Despite hours of negotiations and a looming state government shutdown, the House and Senate were unable to reach a compromise on the 2007-08 budget, although leaders continued discussions into the early morning of Friday.

The two chambers adjourned at 1 a.m. Friday and were scheduled to come back into session at 1 p.m. Friday.

No budget by Sunday? No alcohol sales (once stocks are gone), lottery, casinos. Period.

What are all of us heathens to do?!