It's official

I'm addicted to Entourage.

Nevermind that I have a number of other things I should be doing (i.e. 110 pages to read by Wednesday, a group project to work on, a 20-page paper to write, etc.)... What's going to happen with Vinnie and Mandy? Is E going to find love with Sloan? Will Drama and Turtle ever stop smoking weed and stop mooching off Vinnie?

We're only on season 2... But I seriously can't get enough.

P.S. I don't usually go for short guys, but how cute is E?!

A coincidence?

Ever think about that fact that all the "Best Actor" honors this year went to Europeans?

Javier Bardem No Country for Old Men (from Spain)

Tilda Swinton Michael Clayton (from England)

Daniel Day-Lewis There Will Be Blood (from England)

Marion Cotillard La Vie en Rose (from France)

What does that tell us? Basically, if you have an accent or are from a faraway land, you're a better actor. Seriously, even since Johnny Depp has moved abroad he's gained more credibility... (I would SO be packing my bags if I were Jessica Alba. Although I'm fairly certain that wouldn't help in her case anyway...)

P.S. I still haven't seen any of the above movies... Any worth seeing?

I LOVE Ellen

Not another one!

Why, oh why do celebrities keep doing this crap to their lips?!

Who's telling them it looks good?!

The Oscars

I'll keep this at a minimum.

Two things.

Cate Blanchett is the definition of elegance, class and talent.

Johnny Depp can truly do no wrong.

That's it for now. Hope you're enjoying the Oscars!

I'm disgusted

Let me start this post by saying, yes, I love celebrity culture. I love leaving my own world for a brief period of time and sneaking a glimpse into the lives of those with fame, money and glory. I know my time could be used in MANY more inspiring and creative ways; for whatever reason, this doesn't seem to deter me.

That said, I would like to express my sheer disgust over the fact that a magazine is willing to shell out $6 million for one picture that includes a star (who, if you ask me, isn't nearly as relevant as she used to be) and her yet-to-be-born twins. $6 million?! Seriously? What has this world come to? (I will certainly lose respect if this money isn't given to those in need somewhere in the U.S. or abroad.)

I am going on the record to say that my purchasing of celebrity magazines may, in fact, be finished.

I'm not so sure

How fun!

(I chose to leave off my mug shot as well as most of you know what I look like.)

I'm not positive who all of these folks are...

But I'm totally ok if people actually think I look like any of them!

Thanks turtleparade and twopretzels!

To test it out, click here.

Aaaaah!

What happened to my Queen Bee?!

She's not even recognizable anymore!

Lil' Kim was so pretty when she started... This is truly upsetting.

My next purchase

Word on the street is that Bill Cosby will soon be putting out a rap album targeted to the black community. Yes. I did say rap album.

Known for his controversial comments regarding, in his opinion, the irresponsibility of black parents in not educating their children, this project is apparently going to be a positive and informational album targeted at that community.

Sounds enticing doesn't it?!

I just hope that he incorporates his awesome patchwork sweaters and a ton of Jello pudding into his videos!

Not even close!

I heard on the radio today that Victoria's Secret recently voted on the sexiest celebrity smile.

Their winner?

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Ryan Seacrest.

Whhhhhhhhaaaaaaaattttt?

I thought Victoria's Secret was supposed to be the be-all, end-all of what is considered sexy. I don't think I'll ever think of the brand in the same way.

I found the story... Click here.

New Kids Back on the Block

TMZ.COM - The wait is over. The boy band that spawned all boy bands will hit the stage one more time, according to People. The band's website has been down for years, but was recently redesigned and is up and running. A source says the official tour announcement will be made in the coming days.

In the early '90s, NKOTB were melting hearts of teen girls all over the world, selling 50 million albums, before they walked off the block in 1994. Now the thirty-ish singers will go "step by step" and belt out their greatest hits for thousands of screaming women. They hope.

* My new sis-in-law might be the first in line to see Mr. McIntyre...

Truly unbelievable

Have you heard about the group that is going to protest Heath Ledger's funeral because of his taking his role in "Brokeback Mountain?"

Well, a Washington D.C. radio station interviewed Shirley Phelps-Roper, the daughter of the man who started Westboro Baptist Church. It is truly unbelievable to me.

Click here to listen to the interview.

I really hope family and friends are allowed to mourn in peace.

How terrible!

Actor Heath Ledger found dead

Developing story here.

My stomach actually dropped. This is so shocking and sad.

Yet another reason to love him

People.com - “I would refuse [to give Britany Spears a makeover],” Tim Gunn told PEOPLE at the recent YMA Geoffrey Beene Fashion Scholarship Dinner at Marriot Marquis in New York. “There is no amount of money and I’ll tell you why: I can’t want you to succeed more than you do. And it’s obvious that she doesn’t want to succeed. I think of her right now as being in exile from the human race and she needs major, major help… There was a time that we were all marginally amused by it and then it just became a repugnant horror show. No, I wouldn’t even be remotely interested in [making her over].”

Wow.

Yup. That's all I can say.

Read the story here.

Is it just me?

... Or is Leo looking eerily like a young Jack Nicholson these days?

Weird. When did that happen?

It never gets old

I'm not sure why I'm so pumped about this but, as of today, I am just one degree from both Sean "Diddy" Combs and Oprah.

That's right. Just one degree.

Today, I spoke with Diddy's personal assistant and Oprah's PR person.

By degrees, that also means you're now two degrees from them thanks to yours truly.

Seriously, how cool am I?

Assistant to a celebrity

An alumna of WSU recently won a youtube contest to be Sean "Puffy" "P Diddy" "Diddy" Combs' assistant.

Made me think... If I could be a celebrity's assistant, I think I'd want to be Ellen's go-to-gal. (And, I mean that in a strictly professional, non-sexual way.)

What celebrity would you want to assist?