Let Freedom Ring

As many of my fellow Americans celebrate our country's day of Independence on July 4, I will be joyously celebrating the freedom of one of my dearest idols.

After lying (or as I see it, just fibbing a little...) to a grand jury, Lil' Kim was sentenced to one year and one day in prison and ordered to pay a $50,000 fine. Now, on account of good behavior (or something like that), Queen Bee will be released from prison with enough time to catch a cab back to Brooklyn to watch the fireworks with her posse.

I can't wait to hear her post-pen album!

Junior M.A.F.I.A in the hizzy!

Seriously though, if you get anymore work done Ms. Jones, people will no longer recognize you...