9.15.2006

Why wouldn't you?

Dear bathroom stall scroller,

I'll never understand why you write on bathroom stalls. What possesses you to randomly pull out a pen and start writing? Do you go in with the notion that you're going to write, or does it just come to you while/after doing your business? (Gross.) I just don't get it.

Personally, I don't need to know who you love or who your friends love. I don't even need to know who or what you hate, or who you think is a ho. I don't know you and I don't need to know your every thought and desire. And, while I've been known to skim every now and then, I definitely don't need any reading material while in public restrooms.

Be honest people. Have you ever written in a bathroom stall? If so, please enlighten me as to your motives in doing so.

5 comments:

sarah said...

Michelle and I "etched" once...and then took a picture of it!

*college - drunk - of course*

I too find this practice rather silly.

Tiny said...

What'd you etch???

sarah said...

"Michelle & Sarah"

how original....

M said...

Hahah!!! It was really big though. And on the outside of the door where everyone could see it!

At the time, it was hi-larious!

:)

Kylee said...

My all-time favorite:

"I hate school."
"Who don't."