Went to the mall yesterday in search of a new pair of jeans.
(Ladies, you know that this is no easy feat.)
Well, imagine my sheer joy when, in the FIRST store I meandered into, I found a perfect pair of jeans. Perfect around the waist. Perfect in length.
I left in a state of euphoric bliss.
(I found my new, perfect pair of jeans in Express, which was very surprising. I don't think I've bought a pair of jeans from that store in about 10 years. They never seemed to fit right before...)