Thirst-quenching sandal?

* Comfortable water friendly synthetic Nubuck upper
* Countoured compression molded EVA Foot bed with anatomical arch support.
* Full 360 degree heel airbag enclosed in soft polyurethane.
* Thirst Quenching Technology - Church Key to open your "soda" bottle.
* Reef icon herringbone rubber outsole.

Apparently, you're able to "fill your sandal" with your beverage of choice.
OK. Ew. Why would you EVER put your SHOE to your lips and drink a beverage that you've been walking on all day?
I'm all about new inventions and ideas, but this is just ridiculous.


Two/Dos Pretzels said...

I don't think you really put drinks in there... I think it's just got a bottle opener on the sole of the shoe...

Tiny said...

Nope. I saw a clip on cnn today. You are actually supposed to fill it with liquid.