3.14.2008

Who knew?

It's been somewhat of a rough week... I will surely be enjoying some beer at tonight's game. In case you're not in the mood to drink, though, here are some other ways in which brewsky can be used:

BATHE IN IT
PUT OUT A FIRE
MARINATE MEAT
POLISH POTS
MAKE BEER BARBECUE SAUCE
SHAMPOO HAIR
LOOSEN RUSTY BOLTSPour
CLEAR UP BROWN SPOTS IN YOUR LAWN
STEAM CLAMS OR MUSSELS
PASS A KIDNEY STONE
BOIL SHRIMP
KILL SLUGS
FIND DUE NORTH
SOOTHE TIRED FEET
MAKE A BEER SLIDE
LOWER YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE
TRICK A CHEAP LANDLORD
BAKE BEER BREAD
CATCH MICE
TIE A FLY
CURE INSOMNIA
MASSAGE YOURSELF
CALM AN UPSET STOMACH
BUILD YOUR NEXT HOME
COOK RICE
STOP SNORING
BUILD A PLANE
ROAST CHICKEN
ICE A HAMSTRING
BUILD DELIGHTFUL PATIO FURNITUR
TAME A WILD HAIR
SCALE FISH

Don't believe me? Check out the Men's Health article by clicking here.

1 comment:

Iris Took said...

Now I feel like getting drunk. TGIF!