8.21.2006

Brutal


5 Worst Moments of the Teen Choice Awards:

1) Kfed’s debut (Vanilla Ice would still put him to shame.)
2) Jessica attempting to play host (Aw. Ful.)
3) Brook Hogan’s 30-minute acceptance speech for “Choice Grill” (I think she was under the impression that she won for being talented…)
4) Orlando’s man-bun (C’mon man. You won “Choice Hottie.” Be hot.)
5) Giving air time to Chad Michael Murray and Wilmer Valderama (I can’t think of two slimier Hollywood guys.)

I especially loved the lack of suspense. If Reese Witherspoon is in the audience, you know she's going home with surfboard. All in all, a waste of a good hour and a half.

* I am aware that I'm not a teen by any stretch of the imagination, however, I was still hoping to be somewhat entertained.

4 comments:

M said...

Sigh. That photo hurts my heart. Why on earth is that even a category? It doesn't make any cotton-pickin sense.

Dumb.

M said...

But I like Brooke. I think she has a good head on her shoulders. She just made a bad decision in this case.

Two/Dos Pretzels said...

Ok, I didn't see the show, but why is Brooke Hogan smiling like that?

(I do like her, too.)

Cdogg said...

I must say that I LOVE K-Fed, and I am saddened you would rip on his AWESOME-O performance at the Teen Choice Awards.
Did you see his fly moves, I mean it was obvious he had been practicing for weeks on the performance.
K-Fed is the hero of our times, and a personal role model for me. So, BACK OF DA 'FED TINY!