8.02.2006

Shape up or ship out.

Dear Tom and Mel,

WTF happened to you?

Speaking on behalf of the public at large, we’re over you and can’t take anymore of your ridiculous shenanigans. Either reinvent yourselves into civilized, philanthropic, interesting human beings, or call it quits.

It’s time to respect the masses.

Sincerely.
Tiny

*I was going to address this to Lindsay, Jessica, Ashlee and Paris as well but realized that they weren’t really talented in the first place.

2 comments:

Two/Dos Pretzels said...

I appreciate your letter. As far as I'm concerned, Tom and Mel - you're nuts. I really enjoyed all of your previous "before-you-went-crazy" films, but now - really, you're just nuts.

Fix it.

wrestling kitties said...

I AGREE!!

Just stay inside your big houses, stop making movies and enjoy your crazy lives! I'm done with you!!