Dear Tom and Mel,
WTF happened to you?
Speaking on behalf of the public at large, we’re over you and can’t take anymore of your ridiculous shenanigans. Either reinvent yourselves into civilized, philanthropic, interesting human beings, or call it quits.
It’s time to respect the masses.
*I was going to address this to Lindsay, Jessica, Ashlee and Paris as well but realized that they weren’t really talented in the first place.