ANTM

This is the post you’ve all been waiting for.

OK. I lied. This is the post that “Mr. Hint,” a.k.a. “bro-na,” a.k.a. “Twiggy II” has been waiting for – a post highlighting the madness that is ANTM (America’s Next Top Model).

I must start by expressing that I really haven’t been tuning in as much this season as past seasons. So, if I miss the boat on some things, I apologize. (But, it’s my blog, so I’ll say what I want to…)

Let’s start with a model breakdown of those models still in the running to blah, blah, blah, shall we? (Breakdown followed by thoughts and predictions by yours truly…)

Brittany – "The redhead." My favorite. She takes awesome photos and has, so far, been on the down low. She’ll be in the top two. (Pictured above.)

Dionne – “The quiet one.” Seeing as I can’t even remember what she looks like, I’ll pick her to go home soon. Either that, or she’ll be in the finals. (Remember how quiet, calm and nice Danielle was last season?)

Jael – “The stoned one.” I don’t think she’s been aware of her surroundings for quite some time. She’s too high to be in control of what she’s doing. Therefore, she’ll go home soon.

Jaslene – (My bro-in-law’s fav) “The fiery walking queen.” She takes awesome pictures, but she’s too petite to walk high-fashion catwalks. And, the judges killed her on her first “walk-off.” She’ll go far, but won’t win the competition.

Natasha – “The Russian mail-order bride.” She is absolutely beautiful “in person” but doesn’t seem to know how to model. (Save for that last challenge!) Plus, her inability to speak the English language won’t help her any in the quest to be AMERICA’S Next Top Model.

Renee – “The resident bitch.” She has a Michelle Pfiffer-esque quality about her. Pretty, but a bit hard in photos. Thanks to her cattiness, though, she’ll be sticking around for a while.

Sarah – “The know-it-all.” She’s definitely skinny and cute, but I just don’t see Tyra handing her the final photo. She may last a while but her pictures just aren’t strong enough to see her through to the end.

Whitney – “The plus-size model.” With fellow plus-size model, Diane, now gone, Whitney seems to have a lot to live up to. She’s very pretty and seems to take nice pictures, but she doesn’t seem to have that wow factor to her. I wouldn’t be upset if she went far, but I’m not holding my breath.

And, there you have it.

I look forward to your comment(s).