It's that time of year when my pasty white skin begins to really get on my nerves. Since I've resigned myself to the fact that I can no longer enjoy the occasional tanner visit (too many moles and too scare of cancer), I'm wondering if there are any tanning products out there that don't leave you orange and streaky.
Any ideas, advice or horror stories would be wonderful! I definitely don't want to look like an oompa loompa!
P.S. Is that John Kerry as an oompa loompa?