So, I forgot to post this last week, but I thought I'd share given insane amount of laughter it caused.
My Grandma T. (a.k.a. Granny Goodrich for all the treats she used to give us back in the day) gave me a card for my birthday. It said the following...
Front: "I thought I'd do something really nice for you on your birthday..."
Inside: "So I went ahead and turned your scale back 20 pounds."
Hehehe... So. Incredibly. Random.